Singing Telegrams Auckland NZ

Auckland and New Zealands Best and Funniest Singing telegram service

Singing Telegram Auckland Phone 0274339481

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Comedy/Singing Telegrams

With our expertise, professional performers and dedication to presenting the funniest yet heart felt telegrams; the occasion will always be a high light to be remembered by all

Cost start at just $100 for a quick message personalized standard message followed by a happy birthday song, 150 for a shorter personalized message written by our professional writer or 200 for a more in-depth written message by our professional writer

 How it works

We send you a question sheet, you fill it out (with all the funny things you can think of), we write a personalised telegram that will spark up memories, give a great laugh to the receiver and those attending. The result is a fond Memory of a special occasion never to be forgotten.  

After any telegram the celebrated victim feels great as the entertainer reinforces how much they are loved and admired by all their friends and family attending.

That’s what makes our Singing telegrams and comedy telegrams the best!

 We offer a money back guarantee with all our comedy telegrams…no laughter no charge…you can’t lose!

 Some Options

 Standup comedy telegram with Italian Romano Zucchini

 Always a crowd pleaser, great interactive comedy routine and telegram.

National and international Comedian and past Americas cup MC; Romano comes along and presents a hilarious comedy magic routine, filled with lighthearted innuendo and audience participation. The receiver of the telegram gets to choose who partakes in the antics (this makes them feel extra special), after all it is their Occasion!

After the side splitting routine Romano reads out a telegram made up from the information supplied by friends and family.…this always gets the crowd going as many secrets of the past are revealed. Laughter is heard as memories of past highs and foibles are exposed, maybe even a little good natured embarrassment will be seen…but always in good taste.

 At the end everyone is encouraged to sing to the receiver; “For He/she’s/they a jolly good fellow” or "Happy Birthday"

With our expertise, professional performers and dedication to presenting the funniest yet heart felt telegrams; the occasion will always be a high light to be remembered by all

 Cost 200

 Butt the Butler

They won’t know what’s hit them when Creepy Butt the Butler comes through the door.

Butt will seat the recipient down…get out his hand cuffs, whip …and then…well we can’t give everything away.

As mentioned before Butt

reads out the comedy telegram made up from information supplied to our writer...laughter is heard as memories of past highs and foibles are exposed in a rhythmical telegram fashion.

At the end everyone is encouraged to sing to the celebrated

 Cost 200


Pavlova The Ballerina Gorilla

Pirouetting, plie’ing …and beautiful ballerina leaps…watch the guest’s faces as this 400 pound gorilla makes her move

This ever so sweet treat will give the receiver a bit of a shock. Pavlova makes her way in with a Lovely balloon flower and interacts with the celebrated person in the only way a 400 pound Gorilla can. She smooges and delights with a lovely telegram and then a Happy Birthday or Jolly good fellow song.

Cost 100 or 150


 Cherry the clown comes in and entertains as a clown should; with comedy, clown tricks, juggling, good humor and balloon animals...he then reads out a fun telegram

 Cost 100 or 150

 Rocky Horror telegram

One of our most popular is Frankenfurter (from the Rocky Horror Show). Frank comes along with his big whip.  The look on the “victims” face will be priceless!

He sings the beginning off the sweet transvestite song then off with his cape. A look of delight and disbelief will be seen as he stands there in high high heels, suspenders…and fish nets.

He interacts with the crowd then reads out an hilarious personalized  telegram.

He’s just a sweet transvestite. Hire him for your Mucho boyfriend…or uncle if you want to see fear on their faces.

For Hens parties Frank fits the spot, the girls will love playing the blow dart game; but WHAT WILL BE THE TARGET???

Cost 250

 Austin Powers Groovy Baby Telegram

If you’re after that shagadelic experience call on the king of cool; Austin Powers.

He will leave the crowd screaming “Yeah baby Yeah”!

Cost 250

 Elvis Presley

“Im all shook up”

The King is back…well maybe only for a few songs but he will sure make an Elvis fan feel special.

Our Elvis impersonator come along and sings some chosen songs to please all. Great for those with a soft spot for the King

Cost 200

  Frank Sinatra​​​

Our Frank Sinatra Impersonator will croon all the way to your heart with some well-chosen songs

Cost 200

Our performer writes…

“I like to interact with the audience through song and conversation. Although I do enjoy having fun when entertaining both with the crowd and the songs, professionalism is of the utmost importance to me.

Other performances as Elvis and Frank have included singing at the Auckland Skycity Casino, the Auckland Town Hall and Corporate functions in Sydney, Australia”.

 Marilyn Monroe

Our Marilyn will make hearts Race and delight fans of the bombshell with a personalised Singing Telegram. Cost 200

 Other Characters

Opera singer, Bunny girl, Pirate,…you name it…we will do our best to provide it Phone 0274339481


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Areas covered,

Auckland, North Auckland, South Auckland, East Auckland, West Auckland, North Shore, Manukau, Albany, Takapuna, Newmarket, Henderson, Parnell, Ponsonby, Pukekohe, Papakura, Beachlands, Howick, Rodney, Waitekere, Central  Auckland , Franklin.


 New Zealand wide, Including: Auckland, Wellington, Thames, Christchurch, Tauranga, Hamilton, Dunedin,Taupo, Rotorua, Palmerston north, New plymouth, Wanganui, Whanganui, Whangarei, Queenstown, Napier, Hastings, Gisborne, Nelson, North shore, Central Auckland, East Auckland, South Auckland, West Auckland, Nelson, Timaru, Queenstown, Invercargill.

New zealand Provinces:  Waikato, Taranaki, Hawkes Bay, Horowhenua, Wairarapa, Canterbury, Otago, Southland, Westland, Manawatu, Bay of Plenty, Marlborough, Tasman, West coast.





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