Auckland and New Zealands Best and Funniest Singing telegram service
Singing Telegram Auckland
kensamson@xtra.co.nz Phone 0274339481










Comedy/Singing Telegrams
With our
expertise, professional performers and dedication to presenting the funniest
yet heart felt telegrams; the occasion will always be a high light to be
remembered by all
Cost start at
just $100 for a quick message personalized standard message followed by a happy
birthday song, 150 for a shorter personalized message written by our
professional writer or 200 for a more in-depth written message by our
professional writer
How it works
We send you a
question sheet, you fill it out (with all the funny things you can think of),
we write a personalised telegram that will spark up memories, give a great
laugh to the receiver and those attending. The result is a fond Memory of a
special occasion never to be forgotten.
After any
telegram the celebrated victim feels great as the entertainer reinforces how
much they are loved and admired by all their friends and family attending.
That’s what
makes our Singing telegrams and comedy telegrams the best!
We offer a
money back guarantee with all our comedy telegrams…no laughter no charge…you
can’t lose!
Some Options
Standup comedy telegram with Italian
Romano Zucchini
Always a crowd pleaser, great interactive
comedy routine and telegram.
National and
international Comedian and past Americas cup MC; Romano comes along and
presents a hilarious comedy magic routine, filled with lighthearted innuendo
and audience participation. The receiver of the telegram gets to choose who
partakes in the antics (this makes them feel extra special), after all it is
their Occasion!
After the
side splitting routine Romano reads out a telegram made up from the information
supplied by friends and family.…this always gets the crowd going as many secrets
of the past are revealed. Laughter is heard as memories of past highs and
foibles are exposed, maybe even a little good natured embarrassment will be
seen…but always in good taste.
At the end everyone is encouraged to sing to
the receiver; “For He/she’s/they a jolly good fellow” or "Happy
Birthday"
With our
expertise, professional performers and dedication to presenting the funniest
yet heart felt telegrams; the occasion will always be a high light to be
remembered by all
Cost 200
Butt the Butler
They won’t
know what’s hit them when Creepy Butt the Butler comes through the door.
Butt will
seat the recipient down…get out his hand cuffs, whip …and then…well we can’t
give everything away.
As mentioned
before Butt
reads out the
comedy telegram made up from information supplied to our writer...laughter is
heard as memories of past highs and foibles are exposed in a rhythmical
telegram fashion.
At the end
everyone is encouraged to sing to the celebrated
Cost 200
Pavlova The Ballerina Gorilla
Pirouetting,
plie’ing …and beautiful ballerina leaps…watch the guest’s faces as this 400
pound gorilla makes her move
This ever so
sweet treat will give the receiver a bit of a shock. Pavlova makes her way in
with a Lovely balloon flower and interacts with the celebrated person in the
only way a 400 pound Gorilla can. She smooges and delights with a lovely
telegram and then a Happy Birthday or Jolly good fellow song.
Cost 100 or 150
Clownogram
Cherry the clown comes in and entertains as a
clown should; with comedy, clown tricks, juggling, good humor and balloon
animals...he then reads out a fun telegram
Cost 100 or 150
Rocky Horror telegram
One of our
most popular is Frankenfurter (from the Rocky Horror Show). Frank comes along
with his big whip. The look on the
“victims” face will be priceless!
He sings the
beginning off the sweet transvestite song then off with his cape. A look of
delight and disbelief will be seen as he stands there in high high heels,
suspenders…and fish nets.
He interacts
with the crowd then reads out an hilarious personalized telegram.
He’s just a
sweet transvestite. Hire him for your Mucho boyfriend…or uncle if you want to
see fear on their faces.
For Hens
parties Frank fits the spot, the girls will love playing the blow dart game;
but WHAT WILL BE THE TARGET???
Cost 250
Austin Powers
Groovy Baby Telegram
If you’re after that shagadelic experience call on the
king of cool; Austin Powers.
He will leave the crowd screaming “Yeah baby Yeah”!
Cost 250
Elvis Presley
“Im all shook up”
The King is back…well maybe only for a few songs but
he will sure make an Elvis fan feel special.
Our Elvis impersonator come along and sings some
chosen songs to please all. Great for those with a soft spot for the King
Cost 200
Frank Sinatra
Our Frank Sinatra Impersonator will croon all the way
to your heart with some well-chosen songs
Cost 200
Our performer writes…
“I like to
interact with the audience through song and conversation. Although I do enjoy
having fun when entertaining both with the crowd and the songs, professionalism
is of the utmost importance to me.
Other
performances as Elvis and Frank have included singing at the Auckland Skycity
Casino, the Auckland Town Hall and Corporate functions in Sydney, Australia”.
Marilyn Monroe
Our Marilyn will make hearts Race and delight fans of
the bombshell with a personalised Singing Telegram. Cost 200
Other
Characters
Opera singer, Bunny girl, Pirate,…you name it…we will
do our best to provide it
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